Ricky Gervais has announced he’s officially run out of ideas as the new trailer for his The Office spin-off hits the web. Meanwhile, Netflix, in a $10M deal, has agreed to purchase and air Gervais' excrement (aka, the new David Brent series, alluded to above).
11 million excited Netflix fans have renewed their subscriptions based solely on the news of the availability of Gervais' waste. However, 7 million have contacted Netflix asking, "Didn't we already see Ricky's Hershey squirts under the name 'Special Correspondents'?"
The news that’s breaking the Internet the last couple of days – Taylor Swift was seen kissing Marvel’s Loki, Tom Hiddleston. And, more recently, taking off for parts unknown in Swift's private jet, according to TMZ.
Entertainment Tonight says Swift and Hiddleston "hit it off" and were getting "hot and heavy." Entertainment Weekly said the two were "cuddling up." I see it as: The canoodling couple was caught carrying on while copping a feel on scores of occasions with no care nor concern for Calvin.
Calvin being Calvin Harris. Swift’s fairly recent ex who has tweeted -- about 46 times in the last 24 hours – details of a Rihanna video dropping today in which he did something or other (nobody's watching it for him). If you're wondering what Calvin Harris does for a living, don't sweat it. His parents are wondering the same thing.
In other news, Universal Studios has announced a deal to bring the hit musical Wicked to the big screen. No announcement on the cast, because we’re pretty sure Hollywood has determined original Broadway stars Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel too old and/or not "leading lady material." To which we say, fuck, Hollywood, seriously? Still with this tired, old argument?
Our predictions: Pitch Perfect Co-Stars Anna Kendrick as The Wicked Witch and Rebel Wilson as The Good Witch.
Alternatively: Jennifer Lawrence as The Wicked Witch and, very possibly, as The Good Witch, Jennifer Lawrence. ...I'm hanging my head in shame...(because I'm probably right).
Orange is the New Black Season 4 premieres today on Netflix. The Hollywood Reporter has printed a binge-watching guide for ideas on how to marathon-view this season.
We'd like to offer the following tip for those who plan on catching up:
Watch seasons 1 and 2 and then, in lieu of season 3, rewatch seasons 1 and 2...which is pretty much what the writers of season 3 did. Minus the American Pie dude. (No, really, the dude from American Pie is in this show about women in prison. Isn't that crazy? There he was, with his schvantz in an apple pie and, years later, he's in a drama about losing his GF to the prison system. Well, you know, until they wrote him out of the show, presumably to cut costs. With a pedigree like American Pie, American Pie 2, and American Reunion, you probably don't come cheap to Netflix. Just ask Ricky Gervais' poopy-doos.)
In legal news, Z!TV would like to formally apologize for the poop jokes.
Sorry, mom. I won't do it again.
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