Monday, December 8, 2014

Prince William and Kate Middleton Make a Mockery of Fun

Prince Willy and his wife, Kate “Looks Don’t Matter” Middleton, are in NYC! And every single thing they’re doing is to benefit charity. 

Boy, they just take the take piss right out of going on holiday! (We’re pretty sure we’re not using that right, Brits, but we don’t care.)

Makes you want to give a new meaning to “your highness.” Get us a few “Grape Ape”-infused brownies from the dispensery, and let’s make this fun (although rumor has it Middleton likes to toke on a little “Old Mother” to clear her head). And if you think we’re just being snide, consider the fact that the couple arrived in New York City Sunday afternoon to attend a meeting in Washington, D.C. come Monday.  OK, wait…maybe they are high!    

Actually, just the Prince’ll be heading down to the nerve center of U.S. government works: yes, the Kabob House on P Street. He’ll be meeting with Prez Obama, who’ll probably present his Royal Low-Ness with a gift, like he did with the queen a few years back (to whom Mr. Obama gave, we’re not kidding, an iPod).   

We would like to suggest something befitting a current world leader passing along some knowledge to a world-leading figurehead of the future:  
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Once the heir to the crone returns to his dimply wife from D.C., the boy prince’ll be meeting with Hilary and Chelsea Clinton (that’s right, the fun Clintons.), also for some charity-giving importance (The Tusk Trust).

While hubby is letting it all hang loose at the British consul’s home with 2016′s democratic disappointment, Kate’ll be joining NYC’s First Lady (i.e., the mayor’s wife) in Harlem for a different charity visit…as if there’d be any other reason a royal would be in Harlem (well, OK, maybe she’ll follow it up with some shopping at Dr. Jay’s, get herself a Baby Phat zip hoodie).

Where the Royals Shop While in NYC


The pair will also be heading to Brooklyn for a Nets game. Considering Princey Boy will be in D.C. earlier that day, and anyone who’s ever even just passed through New York City knows that the snarling traffic in and out of Brooklyn would require a 5- to 6-hour lead time to get to the game in time, we’d like to recommend the following, courtesy of HopStop.com:   

 

 

On the plus side of things, with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in The Big Influenza, the Ebola State, NYC, there’s a really great listing on AirBnB:  

 
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