No One Shot At Lil Wayne's House, Police/TMZ Stunned

This just in, absolutely nothing is happening at rapper Lil Wayne's home in Miami Beach.

TMZ, for two days now, is reporting the breaking news that no one has been shot at Lil Wayne's house.

TMZ's staff must be absolutely stunned by this news that, at the home of a black man, a rapper, who deigns to live in Miami, absolutely no one has been shot, killed, or in any way murdered...since it was clearly worth slamming a banner reading "EXCLUSIVE" — if you can call using a 911 tape (also available on CBS4 Miami's site) released by Miami PD an exclusive — on the story and keeping it as a main feature on the website two days in a row.

Miami SWAT descended on the home after what turned out to be an instant of SWATting (wherein people prank call 911 with a crime heinous enough to get SWAT to surround their home). TMZ has been staying right on top of the lack of story since the moment that nothing happened.

The entertainment news and gossip site even displays a helicopter shots of the home, just to show their 'round-the-clock lack of surveillance will not go uninterrupted.

Z!TV will not have more details on this story since none will be forthcoming. TMZ, however, will continue to report on nothing.

This CBS4 Miami shot was not taken by TMZ...They Might Want You To Think It Was However