This post contains naughty pixelated images.
If you want to protect your image, you better get crackin'!
CNN Money reported last week that pop singer and Kanye West whipping gal Taylor Swift has moved to purchase the domain names TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult.
While many considered this a wise move to protect her brand, the biggest surprise here is that she's already set up the sites.
Here's the home page, an image of a clearly nude and not at all phony photo of Taylor Swift, which we were shocked to find:
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| Taylor Swift's Porn Home Page |
With such an enticing and sexy welcome, and intro to this story one would think is misogynistic, it seems obvious that what would follow are sensual photos of Ms. Swift.
Well, that's where we shock you. That home page image is not the most incredible thing on TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult...Yes, the images inside are absolutely SCANDALOUS...
As a matter of fact, it's a...
KANYE WEST SCANDAL!!...
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| Seriously, does this surprise ANYbody? |
But she wasn't done with that obscene photo...
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| We're Pretty Sure That's Taylor Swift Servin' Up Some Hot Kanye Luvvin' |
Apparently, the recently announced collab between West and Swift was not what we all expected:
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Taylor Swift Has It In For Kanye
(or, as you can see, someone else has it in him) |
And, finally, Kanye pulling a Kim...
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| Kimye |
We applaud Swift for this brilliant...positioning.
But before you think Swift's genius is limited to her creative song writing, her ability to protect her brand, or her skills with Photoshop, it seems good ol' Taylor has purchased other similar domains.
Clearly, she wants to have something to fall back on should the whole porn thing not work out...
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| Bid At CrappyDomain.eu for TAILORSWIFT.info |
We're on the look out for other entertainers buying up their .porn sites.
So far, we've only found one. And we've already bought our 1-year subscription!...
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All photos used for parody purposes.
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