B!tches B!tch About Other B!tches Over Songs About B!tches

Bitches be all like, “That’s my song!”

 

Grammy-winner-bitch Rihanna and rap artist-bitch Just Brittany are embroiled in a bitchy battle.

 

Well, actually the bitchy fans are bitching. Some bitches are claiming Rihanna stole a song from Just Brittany. But Rihanna bitches are like “nobody owns that phrase.”

 

The bitches at E! reported the story and posted the Soundcloud track from Just Brittany and the Vimeo vid for Rihanna’s song. I've stolen the idea and done the same. (At bottom.)

 

Rihanna’s take, slower and entitled “Bitch Betta Have My Money,” is of course completely and wholly its own thing.

 

While the original “Betta Have My Money” has lyrics like:
Betta have my money
Bitch betta have my money
Bitch betta have my money hell yea
fuck that shit

 

Rihanna’s melodic dream goes like this:
Bitch better have my money!
Y'all should know me well enough
Bitch better have my money!
Please don't call me on my bluff
Pay me what you owe me

 

These are clearly completely different. (Rihanna doesn’t drop the F-bomb until much later in the song.)

 

Scientists are bitching that nobody saw this coming. Never in bitchy human evolution did we ever think we’d see a day where these were the lyrics two “artists” would fight over. And, what's even more surprising, is that Kylie Jenner lover-slash-friend, Tyga, also sang a song sounding much like Just Brittany's...THREE YEARS AGO:

 

 

Luckily should things not work out in court for the originator of the Bitch song, Brittany is apparently willing to help you with her taxes -- yes, the below is a real screen cap from her official website, which does indeed ask you to forward an image of your license and/or social security card:

 

 

It’s not a secure server, and there seems to be no guarantees that your personal information won’t be stolen, taken, or used unfairly. You’d almost think Rihanna put that page together.