As promised in the previous post (where I eviscerated Jon Stewart for his non-response & examined Noah's obnoxious Twitter history)...it's that time! What time is that?!
Time to TEACH TREVOR NOAH COMEDY!!
Yay! And I'm quite comfortable saying that even the lame jokes below (and there are several) are far, far better than whatever-the-heck he wrote. A couple of twitter followers even pitched in...
Noah's original tweet:
Originally when men proposed they went down on one knee so if the woman said no they were in the perfect uppercut position.
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) December 20, 2012
NEW & IMPROVED:
"Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I'm sexy!" - fat chicks everywhere.
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) October 14, 2011
NEW & IMPROVED:
And, one more time...
Original:
Behind every successful Rap Billionaire is a double as rich Jewish man. #BeatsByDreidel
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) May 12, 2014
NEW & IMPROVED:
Let's stay with his Jewish mogul theme to start...
Meh. Perhaps there's just nothing there. So let's get more creative:
Yeah...that should do it.
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Th-th-that's all, Folks!
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