Bill Cosby, He Should've Stuck To 'Himself'

Reprinted from earlier blog, 11/20/2014

Bill Cosby. Yes, the only thing on Earth scarier to an actress than being told "The audition is at 3p.m...in my RV, behind the Denny's...with Willem Defoe." The world's most prolific rapist has been under quite a bit of well-deserved fire of late.

 

Victims continue to come forward detailing scenarios under which the comedian sexually assaulted them. Considering that this is the man who once told young black men wearing their jeans down around their groins to "pull their pants up," we can't help but enjoy the irony...since that is really the only part of this story one can "enjoy."

 

Although, perhaps there's this: Cosby's recent deals with Netflix and NBC, for a standup special and a new sitcom respectively, have both — like the proverbial noise on the new car you've just brought into the shop — gone away.

 

Although he continues to perform to sold-out crowds, it looks like The Cos is about to take his final bow if the court of public opinion has anything to say about it.

 

Here're the details: Our perverted Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr., Ph.D., apparently enjoys inviting young women back to hotel rooms while on tour, then offering them a drink and a pill. In story after story, women detail awakening to Cosby dressing, wrapping himself in a robe.

 

While it's possible he was just practicing his Himalayan monk chants in full gear while the ladies were out cold on his bed, that seems hardly likely. And it looks like Dr. Cosby's perversions don't end there.

 

We at Z!TV went in search, to see if there were further perverted peccadilloes of Bill Cosby. (You know, because drugging and taking advantage of young women is merely a peccadillo to Mr. Huxtable, who clearly thinks nothing of these [unforgivable] encounters[, you $!%@ing jerk].)

 

What follows is what we uncovered...We felt it necessary to pixelate the images and protect the identities of these others who've come forward.  The first one is especially...chilling...

 

"Dr. Cosby would tell me that his hand was
jealous of his tongue...and,
next thing I know, both are on me. And then he'd make
all sorts of 'pop' puns. It was just gross."

"It was nonstop with him. I was always
being put into situations where I had to touch
him inappropriately."

 

"As an '80s icon myself, you would think
people would listen, but there was, and still is, a
double-standard in our male-dominated society. I can only
hope that now, perhaps Mr. Cosby will see this and,
finally -- finally -- acknowledge his son."

"I don't know how you found me. No comment...NO COMMENT, I SAID!"

This victim who reached out to Z!TV required we further ensure his anonymity...

"Cosby is a gross, awful, horrid, disgusting, maniacal reprobate, and these 'colors' on me and on
my peers and workmates? They're not a 'pattern,' they're not a 'design.' 
We covered Mr. Huxtable's torso, but he covered us... These 'designs,' they're (and I know you
won't believe me), but they're Cosby's own designer semen! Yes, Bill Cosby has
DESIGNER SEMEN! And it's on all of us! It might even be on you!
And, my god, it doesn't wash out...it doesn't ever wash out!!"

Just as interesting is this video unearthed by ABC News (via the AP). At the end of it, Cosby tries to manipulate the young reporter into touching him in front of his wife ensuring the Q&A the reporter sprung on him about rape allegations never sees the light of day.

 

We certainly hope that justice will be served. With Jell-O Pudding Pops waayyy on the side.

 

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