Fox News Requires 'Moore' Chlorine From Demi

While Demi Moore searches for a new pool cleaner, Fox News is reporting that Moore could get sued, because a young man died during a typical Hollywood “party” (more on these quotes around “party” later) which took place at her home. Moore was not present at the time, but, according to Fox analysts, California law states she could still be held liable.

Obviously, this is the real news here — the possibility of some Hollywood elitist bitch getting sued — not the accidental death of an innocent young man. 

The fact that this household name and one-time Ashton Kutcher handler might get sued by the wretched refuse of L.A. (aka, non-movie/TV stars. Eww.) is certainly priority news.

Us Weekly, of all places, clarifies the story more: First of all, it turns out the “party” of the ungrateful Hollywood high-and-mighty was a five-person celebration. The victim of the Crime of Hollywood (i.e., having guests over for dinner and drinks) apparently just fell into the pool late at night. He sadly wasn’t discovered until 5:30 a.m.
 

Fox harped on the lawsuit with one analyst discussing it on-set and another being quoted in their article. 

Demi Moore was reportedly in absolute shock over the whole incident. And she wasn’t thrilled with the dead-body-in-the-pool thing either. 

Z!TV apologizes for Fox's lack of empathy...and ours.

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