Friday, March 18, 2016

Blake Shelton Doesn't Drink Too Much (Wait, Is It Opposite Day?)


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In an eye-opening, liquor-swilling, gullet-guzzling interview with singer, songwriter, The Voice host, and drunken Gwen Stefani hair dresser, Blake Shelton is seen swigging alcohol from a mason jar while telling Entertainment Tonight "reporter" Nancy O'Dell that his drinking is just part of the relationship he has with his fans, that it's all an act.


O'Dell for her part laughs along with him at the joke, except for the one moment where she clearly got a whiff of his breath:

Um...yeah. No caption required.


Last year, magazine-nobody-admits-to-buying InTouch Weekly covered Shelton with the
bright yellow sans-serif bold 123-font-size headline "Rehab for Blake." Shelton was not pleased, and, after downing a couple of bottles of Wild Turkey with a 6-pack chaser, Shelton filed a declaration.

In the declaration, Shelton denies ever being in rehab and, further, denies having been drunk at the time/places In Touch indicates, denies drinking with over-indulgence, denies ever being so drunk that he cheated on ex-wife Mini-Mate figure Miranda Lambert, denies walking through lobbies drunk, drinking before 11 a.m., drinking in photos on Twitter where he himself declared himself drunk, and even knowing how to pronounce the word "Alcohol."

A recent picture of Shelton from The Voice may indicate otherwise:
Shelton Considers Another "The Voice" Contestant and
Face Transplant Reject.

Z!TV has done its due diligence -- as always -- and obtained a copy of the declaration and court filing referenced above. You'll note that it was written by Mr. Shelton in his own hand. Further information to come as it is made available. And, yes, these are his actual words...
 






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Images: InTouch Weekly, Bauer Publishing
Stefani: InStyle
Shelton & O'Dell: ETONLINE.COM
Tip O'Neil: AP
Legal Declaration: DocumentCloud.org



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