It’s time to catch your Z’s – short takes on this week’s entertainment news!
Netflix has cancelled the series Bloodlines, the show about a bunch of rich people fighting about who should or shouldn’t get murdered and attempting to hide crimes they or people they knew committed.
Seriously, we need Netflix for this? This is what the presidential election is here for.
The Hollywood Reporter reported it first. It turns out moody lensing and great actors couldn’t overcome the predictability of episode after episode. But don’t worry, there’s still good stuff on Netflix, like seasons 1 and 2 of Orange is the New Black…which you can watch again by watching seasons 3 & 4 of Orange is the New Black.
Netflix has cancelled the series Bloodlines, the show about a bunch of rich people fighting about who should or shouldn’t get murdered and attempting to hide crimes they or people they knew committed.
Seriously, we need Netflix for this? This is what the presidential election is here for.
The Hollywood Reporter reported it first. It turns out moody lensing and great actors couldn’t overcome the predictability of episode after episode. But don’t worry, there’s still good stuff on Netflix, like seasons 1 and 2 of Orange is the New Black…which you can watch again by watching seasons 3 & 4 of Orange is the New Black.
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@TheHollywoodGossip is testing the resolve of its Twitter followers with a tweet reading “Rob Kardashian apologizes to Blac Chyna in this clip from their awful reality show.”
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@TheHollywoodGossip is testing the resolve of its Twitter followers with a tweet reading “Rob Kardashian apologizes to Blac Chyna in this clip from their awful reality show.”
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| A Tweet of Twats for the Twits |
Do you click it, admit you MUST watch “awful” reality TV?
Do you ignore it because it’s awful reality TV?
Do you mute it because it’s from something called “The Hollywood Gossip”?
Do you look up the words “blac” and “chyna,” wondering if you’re the one who’s been spelling them wrong all of this time?
Or maybe you retweet, ask your followers, “Is it possible that there are humans not named Rob Kardashian who want to know what Rob Kardashian is doing at any given time of the day?” (Er, you might have to shorten that to fit in people’s brains.)
Do you ignore it because it’s awful reality TV?
Do you mute it because it’s from something called “The Hollywood Gossip”?
Do you look up the words “blac” and “chyna,” wondering if you’re the one who’s been spelling them wrong all of this time?
Or maybe you retweet, ask your followers, “Is it possible that there are humans not named Rob Kardashian who want to know what Rob Kardashian is doing at any given time of the day?” (Er, you might have to shorten that to fit in people’s brains.)
#MargotRobbie has signed a deal with WB to develop films for the studio. In the article,
The Hollywood Reporter discusses Warner’s very forward-thinking promise
to develop more female-driven feature films – a film arena long thought
pointless by major studios – while in the same breath discussing the
merits of Robbie’s film career which led her to this deal.
Those rolls? Being the naked vamp in Wolf of Wall Street, playing an insane murderess in Suicide Squad, being the umpteenth Jane who’s “strong willed” and “modern” in the umpteenth take on Tarzan, and the grifter-under-wing, and hopeful love to the male lead, in Will Smith’s little-seen “Focus.”
Hey, Hollywood, don’t ever tell me there aren’t any roles for women.
Robbie, I assume, will be developing projects with broad (no pun) appeal that also avoid all of these common film tropes. She’ll be starting with the timely story of skater-gone-bad Tonya Harding, the story of a woman whose life is an NBC Sunday night movie event. Literally.
Robbie, a dead ringer for Harding in absolutely nobody’s eyes, is producing the film which tells the story of a girl, in a world, where gold means everything…and losing means…you’re nothing!
Yeah, put it on a poster and give me a call.
Those rolls? Being the naked vamp in Wolf of Wall Street, playing an insane murderess in Suicide Squad, being the umpteenth Jane who’s “strong willed” and “modern” in the umpteenth take on Tarzan, and the grifter-under-wing, and hopeful love to the male lead, in Will Smith’s little-seen “Focus.”
Hey, Hollywood, don’t ever tell me there aren’t any roles for women.
Robbie, I assume, will be developing projects with broad (no pun) appeal that also avoid all of these common film tropes. She’ll be starting with the timely story of skater-gone-bad Tonya Harding, the story of a woman whose life is an NBC Sunday night movie event. Literally.
Robbie, a dead ringer for Harding in absolutely nobody’s eyes, is producing the film which tells the story of a girl, in a world, where gold means everything…and losing means…you’re nothing!
Yeah, put it on a poster and give me a call.
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